Kate Middleton - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 20 November 2011

Dear Diary,
Caught Phil the Greek spying on me late last night, there I was stroking my pussy in front of the window and what did I see, the old perv ogling through his binoculars across the courtyard while having one orf the wrist!
Mind you, I am a tease really, why the other day I flashed a tit at one of the mounted Guardsmen as he road past, poor darling blushed like a turnip and fell orf his horse.


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