Kate Middleton - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 13 November 2011

Dear Diary,
Great news, Wills is buggering orf to the Falklands for six weeks which means Harry and I will be able to get it on day and night. God, I just cannot wait to feel his length pounding away inside me bringing me off day and night...must nip down to Primart for some new sexy undercrackers!