Kate Middleton - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 30 October 2011

Dear Diary,
Had my first multiple orgasm last night behind the stables with Harry, I know I'm a naughty girl but I just cannot resist the ginger minger as he is hung like a donkey! If it had not been for Pippa tipping me orf I'd have never known what a big boy he really is. I still love Willy of course but his 'you-know-what' is so tiny I never know if he's actually in me or, for that matter, even finished so i just thrash about and fake it all the time.