Kate Middleton - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 21 July 2011

Dear Diary -

Well it is sure a hell of a lot nicer being Princess Kate than it was just being plain old Kate. And I am just about used to that Duchess of Cambridge title as well.

Everywhere I go people bow down to me and say all kinds of nice pleasantries except for that very rude American male Donald Trump.

The twit actually had the nerve to ask me if I would like for him to design a castle for me and Princey.

I told him that we have our own castle designers in England and that they know more about designing castles than he could ever know.

Besides, I'll be damned if I am going to have a man with as stupid looking a hairdo as he has to design anything of mine including a wicker chair.

Kate Middleton, AKA The Princess