Kate Middleton - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 14 July 2011

Dear Diary -

Well I am glad to finally be back home in England. I really enjoyed myself while visiting America.

I know this will sound rather odd, but I did find myself missing fog. I guess that I have just gotten so used to the stuff that I really and truly missed it.

I really liked meeting Jennifer Lopez one of the judges on American Idol.

And I must say that everything that they say about her butt is absolutely true - goodness Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell could both ride on that thing as if it were a parade float.

Well I must go now and give Princey his afternoon tea.

Kate Middleton