Kate Middleton - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 25 May 2011

Oops sorry diary,

My royal diary assistant says you spell check, "cheque"!!!
They didn't teach me that at uni.

I wonder if Harry is ginger all over. I must ask his dad. Oh yes, they haven't met since he was 5.

They tell me I can't play with sheep anymore. Who am I to do when William is away.

How does this rabbit thing work??, ahh batteries, "hello, is that Argos? I need batteries for my rabbit. It stays still and doesn't shake, no this isn't a wind up, no this is Kate Windsor Duchess of Cambridge, hello, hello??..."

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