Kate Middleton - My Fake Diary

Friday, 3 June 2011

Oh my dearest diary, I must confess to being so upset. I thought I would be so important when I married William but that bitch of a sister of mine is getting MORE press than I am.

What the hell has SHE done to deserve the limelight? NOTHING. I caught AND married a bloody Prince for Christ's sake.

It is supposed to be all about ME ME ME ME ME.

Something has gone drastically wrong with my plans.

I will NOT sit back and take this. I have PLANS.

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