Kate Middleton - My Fake Diary
Monday, 23 May 2011
Dear Diary -
Golly gee, I had no idea that being a duchess could be so much damn fun.
I get to sleep in everyday and I have a maid, a cook, a hair stylist, a manicurist, a pedicurist, and a masseuse.
If I had known that being a duchess was this much fun I would have made Princey marry me last year.
Kate Middleton - AKA The Duchess of Cambridge