Kate Middleton - My Fake Diary

Monday, 23 May 2011

Dear Diary -

Golly gee, I had no idea that being a duchess could be so much damn fun.

I get to sleep in everyday and I have a maid, a cook, a hair stylist, a manicurist, a pedicurist, and a masseuse.

If I had known that being a duchess was this much fun I would have made Princey marry me last year.

Kate Middleton - AKA The Duchess of Cambridge

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