Kate Middleton - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 5 May 2011

Dear Diary -

Gosh, I have only been married for six days and my you-know-what is really really sore.

Yesterday, when I got out of bed, I fell on the floor. Luckily I landed on our St. Bernard and he broke my fall.

I do hope that Princey gets a job soon, so that he can come home tired.

If this keeps up, I may have to start pretending that I have headaches.

Kate M. (Mrs. Prince William)

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