Kate Middleton - My Fake Diary

Monday, 18 April 2011

Dear Diary -

Well today I went to the lingerie store and bought me a brand new bra for the wedding.

When I got home I showed it to Princey and he told me that he did not think that his grandmother, the queen would like it.

I asked him why and he said because it showed too much cleavage.

I told him that I did not give a rat's ass what his grandmother thought and that I was going to wear the friggin bra and that was that.

He told me that if I did she could possibly have me exiled to Siberia.

I took the effen bra back.

Kate "Mad As A Wet Hen" Middleton

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