Kate Middleton - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 5 April 2011

Dear Diary -

I am so upset. My mom and dad have never met my future mother-in-law, Queen Elizabeth.

They asked me to try and get her to meet with them before the wedding and when I mentioned it to her she said that she would be glad to chat with them for a few minutes on the day of the wedding.

My future husband, who is literally a prince of a man, said that, that is just the way Lilabeth is and that she just thinks that she is better than everyone else and at the age of 84, she is not about to change now.

I hate to say it but I am already starting to dislike the old bag, of course I would never let William know that.

Oh well, I guess I'll go downstairs and get me a blueberry crumpet and worry about it.