Kate Middleton - My Fake Diary

Friday, 1 April 2011

Dear Diary -

I am so tired of the media constantly asking me so many Royal Wedding questions.

What shoes am I wearing? What brand of makeup will I be using. Will I be using my own jewelry or jewelry that belongs to my future-mother-in-law?

And why in the world would anyone want to know what color knickers I will be wearing?

Goodness gosh. You'd think that I was Paris Hilton or something.

Oh well. I have to go to the store to see about buying a new bra.

Kate M.