Kate Middleton - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 23 February 2011

Dear Dairy -

I am thrilled beyond belief that Queen Elizabeth II finally agreed to hire the Rolling Stones to play at my wedding reception.

For a while there I was so afraid that she was going to book that horrid looking Amy Winehouse.

I know that at first William wanted Led Zeppelin until he found out that lead singer Robert Plant stated that he can no longer hit the higher octave notes like he used to do 30 years ago.

I also know for a fact that Elizabeth's husband Prince Philip had suggested that the queen hire Petula Clark, but my goodness Pet must be close to 80 by now.

So anyway, it looks like my "Prince" of a fellow and I will be dancing to "Jumping Jack Flash," "I Can't Get No Satisfaction," and "Get Off Of My Cloud."

Cheerio,
Kate