Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 7 February 2013

Dear Diary - Selena (Gomez) has flat out told me that she is never ever getting back together with me. Yes, I am devastated since I am only 18, and she is two years older than me.

I really and truly miss our May-December relationship. But I have to say that with each passing day, I am seriously considering taking up 40-year-old Jenny McCarthy on her offer to go out on a date with her.

She texted me two days ago and said that after our date, we can go back to her house and she will make us some Macho Nachos.

I'm not exactly sure what Macho Nachos are but if they are made with Jenny's own sensuously erotic hands then they have to be delicious as hell, I mean heck.

Oh well, I guess I can still daydream about my Selly (Selena) and pretend that we are together if only in my young guy mind.

Justin Bieber