Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 7 March 2013

Damn, turned up late for the music gig at the 02 in London. Apparently all the kids and mums were waiting TWO HOURS to see me!

Woooooooaaaaaaahhhhhh, calm down people, take a chill pill. I'm getting fed up of all this backlash against me just because I'm so successful.

I've decided to quit music and become the next Pope. No-one complains when he smokes dope.