Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 2 January 2013

Dear Diary -

My New Year's Eve performance on ABC went absolutely fabulous. It was great to ring in the new year knowing that the love of my life, Selena Gomez and I are once again an item.

I know that there were a lot of rumors flying around about me and Jenny McCarthy - but come on, she's old enough to be my mom.

I have actually seen her without all of her tons of make up and let me say that she is not all that. Oh yeah, she's much better looking than other blondes like Ann Coulter, Chelsea Handler, and LeAnn Rimes, but she ain't no Stacy Keibler or Scarlett Johansson.

I love Selena and I know she's thrilled to be back with me. I got it all!

Justin Bieber