Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 16 April 2013

Dear Diary - What is wrong with me? I have no idea why in the world I am acting like such a putz. I cannot say that it is in the genes because Mommy is nothing like me.

I guess that ever since Selena dumped my butt I have just spiraled out-of-control.

At times I feel like Kirstie Alley on a pogo stick. I have been told to get myself into rehab, but I really don't have the time. I may just see about going on line and speaking with a therapist.

I do know that I definitely do not want to end up as the male version of Lindsay Lohan.

Justin Bieber

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