Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 6 January 2013

Dear Diary - I'm not the male version of Lindsay Lohan. I hate that the entertainment news media has started to refer to me in that manner.

Heck, I don't have 1/50th the freckles that Lindsay has and her hair is auburn and a lot longer than mine.

And that photo which shows me holding a marijuana joint. Well let me say that it was photoshopped.

It was also airbrushed because in the photo I look like I'm 16, instead of 18.

I'm really getting tired of my roller coaster relationship with Selena. I think I'm going to just tell her that it's over...wait a minute, she just texted me and told me 30 minutes ago that it's over.

Wow! I have got to find a way to stop eating all of those Twinkies, pizzas, and apple turnovers.

Justin Bieber

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