Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Monday, 15 October 2012

Dear Diary -

I threw up on stage. So what? Lots of performers have thrown up on stage and no one has ever made a big deal about it.

I read in a book once where Mick Jagger of the Rolling Stones once threw up three times, and that was just while he was singing "Get Off Of My Cloud."

Even Susan Boyle has throw up several times while performing, including back in September of last year when she threw up on The View and then this past March when she threw up at Buckingham Palace in front of Queen Elizabeth, Prince Philip, Prince Charles, Camilla, and Pixie Lott.

I just drank too much milk that's all. It was not beer, or wine, or whiskey, or Peruvian Marching Dust. It was plain ordinary 'moo juice.'

Justin Bieber