Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Friday, 26 April 2013

Dear Diary - I'm tired of getting into trouble. It seems like lately, anything I do gets blown out of proportion and it then seems like I am the baddest singer since Kanye West pulled that microphone stealing stunt on Taylor Swift.

And speaking of Taylor Swift, I am surprised as hell that the country cutey has not called me up and suggested that we hook up.

I have to say that I would not mind getting together with that skinny little farm girl. And one thing about it. If she wrote a negative song about me, then I would just turn around and write a negative song about her.

Justin Bieber