Jesus - My Fake Diary

Monday, 16 August 2010

I've been working on an idea for a miracle, but I know that people will be very sceptical of anything I do. There are so many clever magicians with fantastic tricks these days and hypnotists are frequently displaying their talents.
Some think I used magical tricks or hypnotic powers last time. But you wouldn't know anyway and I couldn't tell as I'm a member of the Magic Circle..
However I am one up on the others by coming back to life. That was a real earth shaker and has caused ripples ever since. I say that God know's how I did it. How to follow that? Not easy.
I need fourty days and nights to ponder on this matter so don't hold your breath.