Jesus - My Fake Diary

Monday, 7 September 2009

It's Labor Day Weekend and nobody was at church yesterday. I think that half of the people were on picnics or at the lake or attending some holiday carnival or street festival or watching sports or something else that will damn their souls to Hell.

I'm looking at the calendar to figure out the next weekend that no one will be in church worshipping like they are supposed to. I think on that day I'll give blanket forgiveness to everyone who attends services (except the Catholic Priests, of course). I may even throw a few free sins their way and let them have a little fun as a reward for being good.

Look's like that would be Veteran's Day in November in the United States.

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