Jesus - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 21 October 2009

Dear diary

All together, now

Oh, all I want for Christmas is me two front teeth!
me two front teeth
me two front teeth.

I love this time of year. The build up to Christmas. All the shops crammed with fat bastards in red suits. It's bloody great. Christmas dinner with all the family round the table falling out and getting pissed...... Love it!

Just wish I didn't have to wake up in that sodding stable every year covered in donkey shit. That's the only downside.

Never mind, though. I'm getting a bike this year.