Jesus - My Fake Diary
Monday, 24 August 2009
I saw as sign the other day that said "If God doesn't destroy San Francisco, he'd better apologize to Soddom and Gommmorah." Those were the two cities that my Father destroyed back in the book of Genesis for their wickedness at the time of Abraham.
I can tell you why Dad hasn't destroyed San Francisco (and there's only one reason). He's a fan of the Oakland A's baseball team.
If he destroyed San Francisco, the energy and force just might wipe out part of Oakland (they are sister cities). Also, some of the A's players live across the bay in San Francisco.
Dad wants to wipe it out because he hates all of those fairys and faggots and sex changers and perverts. They are all going to hell anyway, so he'll let them live for now.
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