Jesus - My Fake Diary

Monday, 17 August 2009

It's Monday. Even I hate Mondays. I'd rather not get out of bed.

When Dad created the world, he should have rested on Monday.

When I did my first miracle and turned the water into wine at the wedding in Canaan, it was on a Monday. I was going for Champagne, but we ended up with wine.

I think even Dad screwed up some stuff he did on Monday. The platypus and the anteater were created on Monday. So were politicians, skunks, mosquitos, ticks, and cockroaches. Broccolli, cauliflower, asparagrus, and brussel sprouts were also created on Mondays.

I think I'm just going to go back to bed. St. Peter can handle things from this end today.

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