Jesus - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 19 August 2009

Sorry, but today's journal entry is mostly a rant against perverts.

Those fudge packers just crack me up. They all run around saying "God made me this way." God the Father did no such thing! He made you with an attraction to girls with nice titties. If you prefer looking at some guys hairy back than getting poked in the eye by a hard nipple, you're just sick and stupid.

Yes, it also does say in the Bible that he made animals "for the benefit and use of man." This does not, however, mean the way that perverts like to go after sheep. That's just sick!

Also, children are not sex objects. They are children. They don't become sex objects until after puberty. I can't say who really killed Jon Benet Ramsey (at least until judgement day), but I can say that her parents are responsible because they dressed her up like a little whore.

Also, those wierdos that like sex with dead people are just strange. If you want a partner that just lays there and doesn't move, marry a Jewish girl.


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