Jesus - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 16 August 2009

It's Sunday and everyone should be in church worshipping me.

Instead, it's now the NFL preseason and they are all setting at home in the United States watching games that really don't count, being played by third rate players that will never make the teams.

I invented Monday Night Football, college football on Saturdays, and high school football on Fridays, but they all have to sit at home on my one day of the week.

I think that I'll let a few key stars and starters on some of the real contending teams get hurt in these "practice games for money." That will start all those lousy Football fans on their praying!

Let's see, who gets a hamstring injury today and who tears their ACL?