Jesus - My Fake Diary

Monday, 13 July 2009

I am still the most talked about man in history and I'm glad to see that there are those who still follow me. Mainly the poor and needy, the homeless, fatherless, the crippled, the sexually abused, the addicts, the politicians (yes, even [some] of them!), the hungry, in fact just about anyone who calls on me WILL be saved!

Richard Dawkins needs to be careful though!

Nice to see my book is still the best-seller in the world - still outsells the Beatles, Michael Jackson & Elvis combined. John Lennon, eat you're heart out!!!

Strange that more people in Mexico call on me than anywhere else in the world.