Jesus - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 16 August 2009

Son of a bitch! That Barack Obama really doesn't believe in me!

I think I'm going to have to go all Book of Exodus on him and send some plagues to the White House. Let's see if he doesn't start shouting "Oh God, Help Me!" when the Oval Office is filled with frogs and there's locusts in the Lincoln Bedroom and he's covered with boils.

(Of course, his buddy Oprah would probably look more attractive if she was covered with boils.)

Hell, I might even make him lose the rest of that nappy hair of his and have his pecker fall off. Some new plagues like that might just work out better.

I might just fix things so Sarah Palin gets elected in 2012. After all, she's got a bigger dick than most politicians.