Jenson Button - My Fake Diary

Monday, 14 September 2009

Dear Diary,

Saluti.

Numerare 1 e 2 for the Brawn ragazzi.

The Italian GP this weekend proved that we Brawn boys are back in the running for the F1 championship again. Barry Chello was all smiles and tears (of joy) again after taking the No.1 position after driving flat out from start to finish as we left the Red Bull Boys standing. Ever since I bought Barry Chello that Mr. Happy T-Shirt he's been a totally different guy - don't tell anyone, but he wears it underneath his racing suit.

Fizzy nearly drove his Ferrari into the wrong garage during the pitstops - he must have forgotten he was driving for the my little pony club!

Al Onso had too much to think about, what with the race-fixing allegations in Singapore last year.

Hammers tried too hard on the last lap and spun the car into tyre wall when he should have settled for third place. Maybe he crashed on purpose?!

Some are saying with four races remaining, it's a two horse race. Me thinks it'll be me riding off into the sunset. Yee hah!

Arrivederci me buttons, see you in Singapore for the night race on the 27th.