Jenson Button - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 26 July 2009

Dear Diary,

Well, me little Buttons, the Hungarian GP didn't quite go according to plan for us 'Brawn Boys'…again! The weather was perfect, me dad wore his lucky pink shirt, I had me lucky rabbit's foot with me and the two big furry dice on the dash; so you'd think the car was near perfect - but the tyres were shot! I couldn't get past Timmy Glockenspeil and Barry Chello couldn't pass Nakajima for those extra points. Boss Rawn kept on telling me to go faster to get temps up in the tyres. I did exactly that, and then the tyres wore out quicker. I just can't win! Could the honeymoon be over?

Al Onso had tyre probs too. One of the mechanics didn't secure his front right tyre on properly before he left the pits. Half way around the tyre flew off and crossed the finish line before he did. Al said, "He's a working for Quik-Fit next week!" He's a card that Al Onso!

The bling, bling bro Hammers got back into winning form. After being away from the winner's limelight for so long I had to remind him what to do. On the way up to the podium he was well excited and said to me, "Yo dog, how's it hangin' mo fo." He is well gangsta rapper when the cameras aren't on him!

Well, me and me girl Jess are going on our jollies for the next four weeks. I'll be sunning meself in the current bun on the Costa Lot, while the rest of the team figure out how to make sure I gets to fizz the champers up on the podium again.

See you in Valencia in August me little Buttons.


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