Jenson Button - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 19 August 2009

Dear Diary,

Hiya me little buttons! Just got back from me 3 week jolls and raring to go, go go!

I've been sunning meself in the South of Costalot - not seen any other F1 drivers; which is always a plus point. Raikkers was rallying in Finland. Word has it he is still looking for the bottle of Finlandia that launched out of his Fiat as it somersaulted into a tree! Webbo went home to Aussie; he's been seen in the bush with his lady friend. Hammers has been on a promo event opening a garden shed behind the Vodafone factory! And I got Piquers a summer job - picking strawberries!

I haven't been testing the car as testing is banned during the holiday period, so I can't wait to get behind the wheel again.

There have been some changes since I went away - new drivers, new wings and new upgrades.

First he says he will race, then he says he won't, then he will, then he won't - he keeps us all guessing that 'Red Baron' Shoemaker! I keep thinking I might step out of the shower and find it's all a dream.

Some changes have been made to the Euro circuit too. Walls have been removed, kerbs extended and artificial grass has been installed. No matter how you dress it up, it's going to be another boring race around the streets of Valencia.

Now, where did I put that spring?

Until the weekend me little butts.


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