Jenson Button - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 4 October 2009

Dear Diary,

What a startling contrast in the weather conditions in Japan compared to the last race in sweltering heat in Singapore - it was definitely a day for the ducks.

Got soaked through to the skin during practise sessions in Suzuka but I didn't mind as Barry Chello moaned just about nearly everything. Talk about cry me a river!

How is it he gets a one-place grid demotion in qualifying while I gets a three-place demotion for committing the same offence only five seconds later???

A strong and improved race from Hammers but he had trouble with his KERS (little did he know I had disconnected his battery, but don't tell him hehe).

Al Onso told the Italians (Ferrari) he can cook pasta just like mama used to make, so they hired him for next season. He thinks he's driving for them!

Two races to go and two drivers with a shout on winning the title. It's mine I tell you - it's mine! All mine!!! (eyes widen and echoed laughter as I fade into the distance).

Off to get waxed for me Brazilian in two weeks. See ya!