Jenson Button - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 20 October 2009

Dear diary

Never again.

I'm sure Lewis put something in my celebratory drink last night. I remember having two rum and blacks, then next thing, I woke up in the back of a black maria with four naked lascars off a coaling barge out of Newcastle.

Dad bailed me out this morning after a hearty breakfast. He's a good sort, is Dad.

My bottom isn't half sore, though.