Jedward - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 7 January 2017

John, john, john, what are doing today?
I don't know Edward, but I know it cannot be of earth shattering importance.
But John, it must be, I mean we are actually the people who ruined Ghostbusters, rather than the film they released last year.

Edward, I know what it is, we are playing for Donald Trump's inauguration on January 20th.
God, that's right. Who you gonna call?
Anybody with no self respect then.