HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 4 December 2011

Dear Diary,
Thank god this X-Files malarky is coming to a bloody end soon Liz and Kate have been like TV zombieS these past few weeks and appear to have the hots for that Dermot O'Oirish chappie. I blame the tight trousers personally, the chappies meat and two veg look strangled to me!
Mind you I will miss drooling over that eye candy Tulula Bankhead,Bonkhead, gives head, or whatever her bally name is, the filly certainly has form and I for one would ride her any time.