HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 20 November 2011

It's bloody great fun being old! It would seem that I can get away with it because the media are always portraying me as some kind of prehistoric fart who is displaying signs of senile dementia. Let them think what they will - I just love stirring things up!

The gaffes that I make are becoming a weekly affair. My latest CRACKER is that "Wind Farms Are Useless" and the reasons I give is that they are turned off when it is too windy, and when they are running they make too much bloody noise.

I don't normally see eye to eye with Charlie boy, but one does support him on this issue - there are no wind farms on our land - anywhere. This should make the 'greenies' proud!

By the way, I did not mention that we are going to profit by millions of pounds because there are hundreds of wind turbines in offshore farms - all of which it is Crown property.

I am simply ensuring that the competition for producing power will remain all at sea!