HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 29 January 2012

God almighty, in the words of that Meldrew chappie 'I don't bloody believe it' tell me it's a misprint.
Popped in the Throne room for a stiff number two's this morning and found a copy of yesterdays Sun newspaper...the Ginger minger is always leaving them around...says here that the bloody Spice Girls are reforming for a Royal Jubilee show here at the Palace!

Sod that for a barrel of monkeys, one is not having those slappers clip clopping around the grounds like wailing banshee's, besides which I have already put a 10% deposit down on Barry Manilow!

For god's sake, now there is no toilet paper left, bugger it I'll have to use page 3...I must say, this filly has a fine pair a hooters wonder there are stains all over the page!

Previous Dates Next Dates

« Full list of Spoof Celebrity Diaries

Send to a friend

Tell your friends about The Spoof!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more