HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 1 January 2012

My stay in Hospital due to the old ticker giving me problems caused quite a stir. All those obituary writers were kept busy over Christmas and there was just a bit of good news for republicans - sorry to let you down in the end, but keep waiting.

Betting is heavy on me going before the old lady - quite a change from being a couple of steps behind her for the last 50 years.