HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 4 January 2012

Dear Diary,

Getting damned annoyed at these Police wallahs traipsing around the estate and poking sticks and noses in the ground, they've found one of my victims so why can't they leave it at that!
Christ almighty even I cannot remember how many bloody peasants I've knocked orf over the a rough guess at least 49 I'd what...surely I'm entitled to a bit of fun after all the bloody years I've had to endure roaming around the world in the name of Great Britain.
Now, must check the TV paper to see what time Dexter is on tonight, brilliantly conceived programme full of fresh ideas for an old fogey like me.

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