HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 27 November 2011

Dear Diary,
Under duress I have been made to endure that bloody X-Factor programme as Liz has the hots for that Irish gnome, Walsh. Acts aside, I must say I rather fancy that Talula babe from Nob-Rubz or whatever the bally bimbo is called, I could certainly give her a right royal seeing-to given half a chance . Last night I swear I saw her badger as her dress was that short....needless to say, I shall SKY+ tonights show in case she flashes anything else and I can freeze frame it.

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