HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 3 November 2011

Dear Diary,
At last, back from the bloody colonies and those bally awful Australians and shitty beer! I can hardly wait to get my gums around one of Ali Bongo's juicy kebabs and catch up with babestation, I hope the old SKY+ box has not let me down again! Now, where's my bally slippers gorn, if those bastard corgies have chewed them up again.....!!