HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 30 October 2011

Dear Mr Saville,
Please could you fix it for Catherine to have a little 'accident' on the M25, nothing to eaborate this time we don't want a rehash of the last debacle do we............"good god, what do you mean the bloody bugger has died how damned inconsiderate of him after I wangled that bloody knighthood for him!!"