HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Friday, 3 June 2011

Dear Diary, well, I've 'lucked out again'. Another young filly in the stable. Kate's a 'looker' alright. Mind you...her sister seems to be getting more of the attention lately - in the news I mean.

Yes Pippa is cute. Nice bum. Well, I can look can't I?

Must get my Viagara prescription renewed.

Can't even enjoy my own company lately.