HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary
Thursday, 26 May 2011
Dear Diary, had the most extraordinary evening ever. Taken to this house, quite big and spent the whole night talking to blacks and whites who seemed to work for a black man, whatever next.
The black and white minstrels are on my Umatic today, can't wait, must send a Prestel-mail to my Italian Opera singer friend. I do look forward to my yearly f**k. Shame about the pasta
My shoes need polishing, where's the blasted telephone??
My life is hell. Living with someone you hate, thank Christ for Liz otherwise I would have done away with myself years ago. Autoerotic asphyxiation sounds good.
Dear Senora, il mio pene...
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