HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 2 August 2011

Well Diary....I've had enough of Liz's OCD. No treatment has worked over the years.

She continues to wear those stupid bloody gloves when shaking hands with 'her' public in case 'one catches something!

She's constantly calling the Palace to check she's turned the lights off in the library, study and livingroom. And I MEAN constantly.

She will NOT use any 'toilet' when we are out, not even in the most high class places we visit. Because of her weakening bladder - she has taken to wearing adult nappies....

If we go for a meal anywhere outside of the Palace, even with foreign dignitaries etc...she takes her own cutlery. That's what she carries in those stupid handbags, knives, forks and spoons.

Now she's trying to get poor Kate, Will's new wear those stupid bloody gloves. I hope Kate digs her heels in and stands up to Liz. Someone has to and God know I'VE tried.

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