HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 20 July 2011
Tuesday. Another bloody hospital opening. I'm just about ready to live in one. Don't they realise how old I am. These pea brained courtiers that we employ have no imagination and couldn't string two words together let alone think and eat at the same time. As for Her Majesty, she needs a new career as a department store dummy. Where's my bleedin' umbrella?
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