HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 25 May 2011

Those American-Irish have gone and Buckingham Palace has survived due to our fortitude in the face of almost overpowering odds. The fuss we had to make to keep to the conditions of their bail out of our economy!

People probably didn't know about reggae and Irish jigs we had to endure while the natives looked on but if you want to rule the world then you have to give the Yanks what they want. A real tug at their pride and joy!