HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 30 April 2011

Thank goodness that's over. What a fuss over letting them fuck legally when they've been at it for years. And those Middleton's! I blame Diana. Her influence is clearly behind this watering down of the firm. Unfortunately no one listens to my advice. My old lady wants none of my views taken into account. I've warned her that Harry will be marrying a dustman's daughter next, but she's just not listening.