George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 29 October 2008

Dear Diary,

W. Here. That Obama kid thinks he's hot doodoo, telling people to save gas by avoiding quick-starts and keeping your tires inflated properly. Nader was telling us that in the 1960's. I think that in my next press conference, I'll throw in a few more ways to save on gas. Like: WALKING to get your mail or going to a local grocery or car wash.

I'm gonna stop right now and make a list.

W.